There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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