What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
please don't ironically join a cult
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