am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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