What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
