Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
tell me about the fingering
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