we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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