Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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