ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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