Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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