I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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