Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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