He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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