Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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