even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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