After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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