i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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