How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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