i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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