They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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