this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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