yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
How's work?
Spinning.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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