Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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