I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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