Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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