the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
cat food counts as protein by the way
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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