3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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