after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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