Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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