I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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