Its about making memories worth repressing
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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