he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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