I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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