Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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