Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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