I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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