If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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