Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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