My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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