Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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