I just threw up on my dentist
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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