I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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