Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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