standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I enjoy the company of your penis
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