Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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