If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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