he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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