i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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