i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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