singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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