I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?