i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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