Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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