are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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