he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm bleeding and have questions
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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