As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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