In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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