If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
vagina is talking i cant
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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