I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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