But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
please come you make the beer taste better
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Randomize
